Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Stolen from Greg...

I refuse to fall into the "25 Things" trap, so... with that being said, I give you: Yes or No.

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? Yes, strangely enough, a few of them!
Been arrested? Yes. I plead the Fif on the details.
Kissed someone you didn't like? Yes. Who hasn't?
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes, but I was REEEAALLLY sick!
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes, countless times!
Held a snake? Yes, for sure.
Ran a red light? Oh yes!
Been suspended from school? Yes.
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? Yes and No: I've never totaled MY OWN car, but was in a car whilst it was getting totaled in an accident.
Been fired from a job? Yes.
Sang karaoke? Yes, one too many times!
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes! Who hasn't!?!?
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.. like once a week!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes... sadly, I've also caught a snowball on my tongue.. sad day.
Kissed in the rain? Yes. Nothin' finer!
Sang in the shower? YES
Sat on a rooftop? YES
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes! Payback is a beast!!
Broken a bone? Surprisingly, no.
Shaved your head? Yep.
Blacked out from drinking? Sadly, yes. Kids: Do NOT drink, or do drugs, or anything else that is it stupid!
Played a prank on someone? Um... have you met me before!? YES!
Felt like killing someone? Yes. Who hasn't?
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes, sadly...
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? Yes, of course!!
Been in a band? Haha.. Yes, one or two... :-)
Shot a gun? Again: Haha... Yes, one or two...
Donated Blood? Yes, all the time: Type O Neg!
Eaten alligator meat? I live in SWFL... of course I've eaten gator!!
Eaten cheesecake? Yes... love it!
Still love someone you shouldn't? Yes. Jesus called us to love EVERYONE whether we like them or not.
Think about the future? Yes, all day every day.
Believe in love? Yes, all day every day.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes, whichever side is closest to the door... gotta protect my fizamily!
Talk in your sleep? Yes, evidently...
Laughed until you peed your pants? Yes, sadly.
Spend too much time on Facebook? Yes, definitely!
Play a musical instrument? Again: Haha... yes, one or two..
Lived outside of the country? Depends on what you mean by "lived outside of the country" I have been outside of the country, and was alive whilst doing so... thus 'living' outside of the country.
Been skinny dipping? Yes and No: I have, but when you're my size it's either called Tubby Dipping or Chunky Dunkin'.
Gone sky diving? Not yet... but one day: YES!
Dated someone longer than you should have? Yes, but God still used it to teach me a ton of lessons!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Obama...


I'm sitting here watching the Inauguration of Barack Obama... Talking with a buddy of mine in Kenya...

He congratulated me.

I asked why?

"Congrats on Obama!" He said.

"Thanks... I suppose..." my reply.

"EVERYONE is talking about it here in Kenya! Obama is going to change the world!" He continued.

I don't think that we stop to notice that even in our crazy economy and with everything our country is going through, the WORLD is still hanging on to EVERYTHING we do!

We are blessed to live in an amazing country.

We are blessed far more than we deserve.

We need to stop being the stereotypical Americans.

If you're a Christian, and you've got a problem with Obama, please keep your thoughts to yourself. Not only do you push unbelievers away from Christ himself, but you just sound ignorant. And really, who wants to sound ignorant?

Now, please understand... I did not vote for Obama... but that's who was chosen. Hearing people (especially Christians) say that the wrong person was voted in, or that this country is going to the pits of hell, are attempting to slap God's face right off of his face.

What gall you have, to say that something that God has allowed is WRONG! Good luck with that.

Obviously God has allowed Obama to lead this GREAT nation for a reason. Suck it up and deal with it... who knows... you might even like him... :-)

So yeah, moral of the story... stop being ignorant and stupid and hateful and ugly. Okaythanksbye.